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Saturday, August 25, 2018

Local Centrist Surprised to find Europe Larger than EPCOT


ORLANDO—Local man gets the surprise of his life when he discovers that Europe is larger than the EPCOT center located in his hometown, Orlando.

"It's really a shock," he says. "I've always used that as my argument against universal healthcare. I guess I'll have to find new reasoning."

He then went on a tirade about Venezuela.

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