Entire U.S. economy found to consist of shipping the same 2,000 boxes back and forth

On Saturday, the entire U.S. economy was found to be supported solely by shipping the same 2,000 boxes back and forth, and watching rich people buy and sell pieces of paper, also known as "stocks" and "bonds".

"I just think it's amazing that these are the same 2,000 boxes we shipped last week" an Amazon employee says. "It seems like different stuff, but they can keep 2,000 boxes pretty interesting."

Economists were not available to comment.