BREAKING: Venezuelan man looses collective toothbrush, country too poor for dental insurance

VENEZUELA—A Venezuelan man lost the country's only toothbrush over the weekend, leaving many citizens floundering because the country is too poor to afford dental insurance for their citizens.

"I always knew socialism didn't work," an anonymous source says. "How are the people of Venezuela supposed to care for their dental hygiene?"

"I was always open to political change, but I never realized this kind of tragedy would happen."

One man said it would be a good idea to set up a GoFundMe to be able to afford a new toothbrush, but their proposal was shut down by the Venezuelan government, citing policy disallowing any assistance from "capitalist pigs" on the outside.

What do you think? Would you buy Venezuela a new toothbrush?